- Old
- White
- Hates it when people tell him to “Lighten Up”
- Not a Nazi
- Publicly hates gays
- Calling for the return of eating lepers and bathing with prostitutes, just like Jesus
- Recently got upgraded to a much better bus pass, he no longer has to share his seat
- Those weren’t bells ringing when he was elected, just his giant brass balls
- Interviewed General Grant
- Very cranky without his afternoon nap
- Encourages the baptism of single mothers
- Vowed to raise the minimum age of fondling altar boys from seven to nine.
Thursday, March 14, 2013
Facts About the New Pope
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